Monday, December 15, 2025

Longbox Junk Christmas Special - Legends of the Dark Knight #79

This review was originally done a while back for another website where I had a strict word count and image limit, so it's pretty "short but sweet" compared to many of my other reviews. 

I've been going through some of the older stuff I haven't published on this blog yet and I think some of it is okay to meet new eyes.  So you'll be seeing a few more reviews now and then that aren't exactly in the same form as the more recent stuff.  ENJOY!


My name is Atom and I write comic reviews that nobody ever asked for!  I find the "value" of comics in the enjoyment of them, rather than how much they are "worth" to collectors.

If you like what you see here, then join me on a journey through the forgotten depths of those boxes full of dollar back issues in your local comic shop and visit my blog,  LONGBOX JUNK ,where you'll discover HUNDREDS of reviews you never even knew you wanted to read!

It's December, so let's get into a little bit of Christmas fun, shall we?  WE SHALL! 

BATMAN: LEGENDS OF THE DARK KNIGHT #79
DC (1996)


FAVORITE THINGS

SCRIPT: Mark Millar
PENCILS: Steve Yeowell
INKS: Dick Giordano
COVER: Steve Yeowell

THE COVER:  Very nicely-done!  It's a great Christmas-themed cover with a dramatic twist.  The stark black background perfectly draws the eye to the colorful art in the middle.  It's definitely an eye-catcher.

THE STORY:

With Christmas approaching, Batman's investigation of organized break-ins of wealthy residences turns personal when Wayne Manor is robbed and something of great value to Bruce Wayne is stolen.

As the exhausted Batman relentlessly pursues the scant handful of clues, with the assistance of Commissioner Gordon and the G.C.P.D., he finally discovers that a gang called "The Chessmen" are the culprits.  

When Batman arrives at the gang's hideout, he discovers that the showboating Chief of Gotham's S.W.A.T. team has managed to turn what should have been a simple raid into a hostage situation.  Batman takes things into his own hands and defeats the gang without harm to their captives.

He interrogates the leader of The Chessmen gang and discovers where they've hidden the stolen loot.  Batman arrives to discover a broken man regretting his part in the crimes, he explains to Batman that he just needed money for his kids.  Batman agrees to let the man go free in exchange for the stolen goods.

At the end of the tale, we discover that the precious item stolen from Wayne Manor was an antique toy train set. . .the final Christmas present given to Bruce Wayne by his parents.

The End.

THE REVIEW:

It's a simple tale of Batman tracking down a gang of thieves, with an emotional punch at the end that makes it memorable.  It has all the ingredients of a good, classic Batman story. . .things that I honestly miss in Batman comics today. 

There's Batman and Commissioner Gordon on a snowy rooftop discussing the case.  Batman having to deal with the corrupt police force.  Batman relentlessly following clues while the ever-faithful Alfred chides him for not getting any rest.  This is my favorite kind of Batman tale!

I realize that characters need to evolve, but reading this story just reminds me of the things I miss being in Batman comics on the stands now.  This story has a classic feel to it that makes a Batman fan like me smile.

On the art side of things. . .it's okay.  Not bad.  Not great.  The art tells the story but doesn't try to go above or beyond that.  I feel that if this story had someone like Jim Aparo or Neal Adams on the art, it would be a holiday classic that every comic fan would know about.  

CONCLUSION

This is a great little superhero Christmas story, but more than that, it's a great throwback Batman story!  If you're a fan of old-school Batman before New 52 or Rebirth. . .with the classic team of Commissioner Gordon, Alfred, and Batman on the case. . .then this is a story for you!

 The art isn't anything special, but that doesn't stop this from being a great little nugget of Longbox Junk that isn't hard to find in the bargain bin.

Until Next time, Merry Christmas and remember that comics are worth more than money!

Wednesday, December 10, 2025

Longbox Junk - Combo Man

 Welcome to Longbox Junk, the blog absolutely STUFFED with cheesy goodness and surrounded by a crunchy shell of delicious criticism!

And speaking of cheesy goodness, this time out we're taking a look at the single issue of a comic starring a hero that is canonically one of the most powerful individuals in the Marvel Universe!  It's nacho average hero, it's COMBO MAN!

Wait.  What's that? Who the hell is Combo Man, you ask? 

Well, then. Let's take a moment to bite into some background, shall we?

 WE SHALL!

Combo Man was the result of a tasty advertising deal between Marvel Comics and Eagle Snacks, the producers of Combos™ Baked Snacks.  For those of you who haven't tried them, Combos™ are basically soft filling surrounded by crunch.

The filling in a wide variety from nacho and cheddar cheese to pepperoni pizza and buffalo ranch.  The crunch is either cracker, tortilla, or pretzel.  My personal favorite is nacho cheese and pretzel. . .BUT I DIGRESS!

The promotion lasted about a year, between 1995 - 1996.  It involved a massive blast of advertising in pretty much every Marvel title.  There was also plenty of Combo Man merchandise to be had including:

Trading Cards


Pre-Paid Phone Cards (Remember them? No? God, I'm old)


Hats


Shirts (This one from Ebay for ONE HUNDRED FIFTY DOLLAS!!)


And what I consider the BEST Combo Man swag. . .this awesome leather jacket!



And then there's the Combos™ themselves.  Because Combos™ are awesome.
Seriously.  I LOVE these things.

And then, of course, there's the comic at hand.  A free giveaway that they must have made a LOT of because I regularly spot them in bargain bins when I go Longbox Junkin' and dollar box spelunkin'.

One of the major components of the promotion was a contest that went along with the comic ads where the comic readers could guess what 14 Marvel characters made up Combo Man.  They sent in the attached form and had a chance to win some of that SWEET swag above!

I got into the spirit of writing this review and decided to try and take the Combo Man challenge myself.  I guessed 12 of the 14 heroes before I got salty and headed to the internet.  In case you're wondering (and I'm getting ahead of myself a bit here), the 14 Marvel characters Combo Man is made up of ARE:

Hulk, Cyclops, Iron Man, Magneto, Punisher, Captain America, Sabretooth, Carnage, Daredevil, Spider-Man, Century, Human Torch, Silver Surfer, and Gambit. 

I missed Daredevil (because it was his new at the time 90s armored costume) and Century (Because, who?).  ANYWAY. . .

Combo Man.   An advertising gimmick that got his own comic book. 

Let's check it out!

COMBO MAN

(Marvel - 1996)


COVER: John Statema

THE COVER:

This cover is actually pretty great!  It's colorful and eye-catching.  It's nicely-drawn, with the hero front and center.  It's not the greatest comic cover I've ever seen, but if I were taking a class on comic book illustration, I'd think that something like this would be presented as one of the "baseline" type of superhero comic covers.  Very nice!  

Let's check out the story!

THE STORY:

The Incredible Origin of. . .Combo Man

SCRIPT:  Mark Gruenwald
PENCILS:  Hector Collazo
INKS:  Greg Adams

Jumping right into the action, we're introduced to a brightly-colored superhero being shot at by A.I.M.  His inner monologue gives us a bit of the old, classic  "You might be wondering who I am and how I got into this mess."  And also tells us his name is Rick Wilder.


We rewind back in time about ten minutes.  It's night time outside of Danmark Laboratories.  Rick is being pressured by a group of boys to break into the lab (where their High School Chemistry teacher works nights) and steal a copy of the midterm exam from their teacher's desk.

Rick reluctantly agrees, hoping that if he does what they want, the other boys will stop bullying him at school.  After climbing in through an open window, Rick tries to calm his nerves by enjoying some delicious Combos™!



When Rick hears voices and sees lights on in Professor Boyd's office, he takes a peek.  The Professor is being interrogated by some creeps in yellow costumes.  They're demanding to know where his device for expanding human potential is at.  He insists it's experimental and not ready to be used.  

Rick makes some noise and gives away his hiding place!  He's pursued through the halls of the lab by the costumed men until he's cornered at a door CLEARLY marked with warning signs to keep out.   He goes in and is immediately hit with some sort of mysterious energy!



When the smoke clears, we see that Rick has been transformed!  Where once stood weak and bullied teenager Rick Wilder, now stands a strange and powerful figure called. . .COMBO MAN!

DUN-DUN-DUUUUUUN!!!


We now pause the exciting origin of Combo Man to bring you a message from our sponsors, Combos™ Baked Snacks!  The OFFICIAL cheese-filled snack of NASCAR! (No, really.  According to the Combos™ information page and Wikipedia, they're the official cheese-filled snack of NASCAR.  Accept no substitutes)

And NOW, back to our program!

Returning to the present, Rick/Combo Man finds himself under fire from the A.I.M. thugs.
He discovers to his astonishment that he can now fly, shoot webbing from his hand, and "sense" the gunmen behind him.

He ALSO realizes he can use the powers of magnetism, and yoinks their guns from their hands, crushing the weapons with his newfound amazing strength!  The A.I.M. thugs are no match for his new powers!  He tells the professor to call the police while he cleans things up.

But a strange, metallic voice interrupts!


It's the SUPER-ADAPTOID!  An evil android that duplicates super powers!  Combo Man suddenly realizes that it would NOT be a good thing if Super-Adaptoid were able to absorb all the powers of the heroes he's become a composite of.  He needs to take the android down before it's too late!


But it's at THAT very desperate moment Combo Man suddenly reverts back to Rick Wilder!  Professor Boyd is astounded to see that the strange superhero is actually one of his students.  

Rick quickly explains that he was hit by some sort of energy in the experiment chamber.  The professor doubts that his process could have made such drastic changes.  But then Rick remembers the Combos™ he had eaten!

THAT must be the key!  As the Super-Adaptoid moves in to attack, Rick desperately eats some Combos™ and transforms back into COMBO MAN! 


Back at full strength, Combo Man blasts Super-Adaptoid with all of his new powers!  After the evil android vanishes and his henchmen are webbed for the police, Professor Boyd asks what Rick was doing there in the first place.

Rick says that he was there learning a lesson.  As he transforms back into Combo Man and blasts into the night sky, he lets the reader know what that lesson was:

If you've got to pretend to be something you're not to fit in, maybe you're trying to fit in with the wrong crowd.   And with those words of wisdom, Combo Man flies into the night.  A new hero has been born!


The End.  Oh, wait. Hold on.  Before you go, here's some awesome Combo Man merchandise you can send in for!  



NOW it's The End.

THE REVIEW:

Okay then.  Combo Man.  Let's break it on down!

Being a promotional giveaway, this was a pretty short comic, just twelve pages.  Three of them full page ads for Combos™.  The images I scanned and posted above are literally the entire comic book.  So it's a short comic.  But is it a good one?

Well. . .it's okay.  

Mark Gruenwald must have lost some sort of bet, or maybe they drew straws to see who would be the writer on this and he pulled the short one.  In any case, he gives this little comic story some serious Bronze Age Mighty Marvel Bombast, and that's a good thing for what it is.  

This is from the middle of the grim-n-gritty 90s, but it reads like something written in 1978.  I kind of like that.  Don't get me wrong.  This isn't a great story by any means.  I'd say ANY competent comic book writer could script this out in about 30 minutes. It's a tried and true "Accidental Superhero" origin story.  But its simplicity and throwback nature give it some charm.

On the other hand, it's a little TOO simple.  It's rushed, with an abrupt start and finish.  There's almost no filling in this pretzel.  I guess Gruenwald did the best he could with only 9 pages to work with, but it just feels like a bit of a waste of time.  Beyond the character design, there's just not anything memorable about this story.  It's just another "Mysterious Rays Give A Dude Some Powers" comic story.

On the art side of things, it's solid.  Like the story, not great. . .not bad.  It does the job, but doesn't try to do anything special.  The character design is interesting, but the interiors don't manage to capture the same kind of attention as the cover.  The art here is just okay.  The colors don't help much.  They're a little brighter and more garish than they need to be.

So that's the story and the art.  Before we wrap this up, let's talk a bit about Combo Man himself.  The design of a combined character is actually a pretty cool idea, but when you take a closer look, it's sort of sketchy.  The main thing that lifts MY eyebrow of questioning is where The Punisher comes into all of this.  Is Organized Crime about to have a REAL problem?

I understand that Punisher was one of Marvel's hottest characters in 1995, but when you have the powers of Silver Surfer and Hulk (not to mention Spider-Man, Magneto, etc. . .) what are Punisher and Captain America bringing to the table?

I guess what I'm trying to say is that the character choices for Combo Man are a little weird.  I mean, putting Punisher aside for a moment, who even knows Century?  I'm not even sure there were that many comic fans at the time that knew who Century was.    And then there's Carnage, who you would THINK would just take over the whole thing. When Combo Man is calm, does the Hulk hair go away? So on and so forth. There's a lot of questionable stuff going on with Combo Man.

But let's wrap this up before the review becomes longer than the comic itself (although I think it might be way too late for that).

CONCLUSION

When I threw out Combo Man as a suggestion for my small Reddit contest, I got comments from people who remembered the ads without being aware there WAS a comic along with them.  If you were buying Marvel  comics in 1995 - 1996 or have picked up any Marvel back issues during a bargain bin dive from that time, you have 100% seen a Combo Man ad.

The character is memorable.  While writing this review and doing a bit of research (which is one of my favorite parts of doing Longbox Junk reviews), I discovered that not only is Combo Man canon to Marvel's main comic "Universe" (Or Universe 616 for the REAL comic nerds out there), but based on the characters he's made up of, Combo Man is actually one of the MOST powerful individuals in Marvel History.

And, despite just having this one issue, Combo Man is still out there!  He still makes occasional appearances in Marvel comics through background cameos and easter eggs.  Not bad for a character made to help sell delicious baked snacks while Marvel was going through a rough time financially.

The prices for Combo Man merch are surprisingly stout. If you scroll up, you'll see a shirt I found online for over a hundred bucks.  And that's not even the highest-priced Combo Man item to be found. People REMEMBER Combo Man is what I'm saying.  

The comic itself is a bit of fluff.  Not bad for what it is, but not really that good, either.  It has heavy Mighty Marvel Bronze Age Bombast going on, which is sort of cool, but other than that there's really not much more to it.  There's not really a reason for me to recommend reading it.  

BUT. . .

If you (like me) are the kind of comic collector that likes having weird little artifacts in their collection, then Combo Man is something you should definitely hunt down.  

It's basically has no collector "value" to those who just place a dollar sign on comics, but if Longbox Junk is what you love, then you'll love this comic!  Personally, I think it's cool that I have one in my collection.  THIS comic is what Longbox Junkin' and bargain bin spelunkin' is all about.

Until next time, thanks for reading and remember. . .comics are worth more than money!

Monday, December 8, 2025

Longbox Junk - Ghost Rider, Wolverine & Punisher: Hearts of Darkness

 Welcome to Longbox Junk, the place to find all the comic reviews you never asked for!

If you've been a reader of this blog, then you know that of all the different kinds of comics out there, I have a special love for the One Shot.  A story in ONE issue.  Nowhere to hide.  The creative team has just one. . .well. . .shot to tell their story.  That it.  In MY humble opinion, it's the perfect kind of comic to not only read but also to review.  

And if you're a new reader, then welcome! Glad to have you! Did I mention I love One Shots?

So I decided to do a few one shot reviews because. . .why not?  

A special shout out to the fine and friendly folk on Reddit at 80s90s Comics They gave me a warm welcome, so I ran a little contest to let THEM decide what the next few Longbox Junk reviews would be.

And here's our first winner!

We're heading back to the 90s, when popular Marvel characters Wolverine, Ghost Rider, and Punisher were EVERYWHERE.  They were guest-starring or teaming up in almost every Marvel title.  People couldn't get enough of them!  I think the only other Marvel character that had as many guest appearances and team-ups was Spider-Man.  

So somebody at Marvel came up with a brilliant idea.  Since they were already separately appearing just about everywhere, why not make a comic starring Wolverine, Ghost Rider, and Punisher TOGETHER?

But no Spider-Man.  I guess he had better things to do.  BUT I DIGRESS!

Three. . .Count 'em. . .THREE of 1990s Marvel's most insanely popular characters in ONE story!  This just HAS to be good, right?  How can it NOT be?  Well, we're about to find out.  Ready? Let's do this!


Ghost Rider, Wolverine & Punisher:

 Hearts of Darkness

Marvel (1991)


COVER: John Romita Jr. & Klaus Janson

And here's the cover in all its DOUBLE Gatefold four panel 90s gimmick glory!


Click on the pic for FULL 90s-Tastic effect!

THE COVER:

There's a LOT going on here!  It's a four. . .count 'em. . .FOUR panel gatefold. This cover is about two feet wide when you unfold it to fully behold the whole thing!  It's full of action, the colors are great, and it's 90s-Tastic in all the right ways!

Well. . .except that Punisher sort of got the short straw.  If you were to see this cover folded on the rack (or bagged and boarded in the bargain bin, which is more likely now) like in the first image above, then all you're going to see of Punisher is a bit of his gun on the right edge.  To be fair, he DID get the entire inner right panel pretty much to himself, so there's that.

ANYWAY. . .Cool cover.  Let's get inside!

THE STORY:

SCRIPT: Howard Mackie
PENCILS: John Romita Jr.
INKS: Klaus Janson

We begin our tale atop a hill outside of the town of Christ's Crown.  We witness a robed group engaged in a ceremony.  They are making an offering of a human life.  As her blood spills, it summons forth a dark creature, it is Blackheart, son of Mephisto!


Blackheart rages at his summoning, killing the entire group.  His anger at his father seethes.  Mephisto has placed him in a position that he can be summoned by even the weakest humans.  He sees it as below his station to be a mere tempter of mankind instead of being in his rightful place beside his father.

Blackheart decides that he will take his inheritance by force, enlisting the aid of powerful humans that he can tempt into darkness to help destroy Mephisto.  Blackheart sets his dark plan into motion!


We shift scene to a few days later and the town of Christ's Crown itself, where Dan Ketch (AKA the 90s version of Ghost Rider) arrives after receiving a mysterious invitation to meet someone claiming to have information on the true nature of the Ghost Rider and something called "The Soul Crystal".

Shortly after arriving in town, Dan finds lodging at a boarding house.  We are introduced to the innkeeper, Flo Crumm and her daughter, Lucy.  Both of them take an immediate liking to Dan.  While talking to Flo, Dan discovers that she's also boarding two other travelers recently in town who arrived separately and are named Logan and Frank (You see where this is going, right?  RIGHT?).


A short while later, Dan meets Logan (Wolverine) and Frank (Punisher) over an awkward dinner.  At this point, Dan hasn't been Ghost Rider for long, so neither Logan or Frank recognize Ketch as Ghost Rider and likewise, Dan doesn't recognize either of them, although he does find something familiar about both of them.


After dinner, Wolverine pays a visit to Punisher's room, where the two of them exchange notes on how they ended up in the same place at the same time.  They each received a mysterious letter asking them to meet a contact in Christ's Crown. 

Wolverine's offered information on his adamantium skeleton.  This was before Weapon X or Origin, at a time when Marvel was keeping Wolverine's origin in the shadows and readers hungry for every little scrap of information on their most popular mutant's origin story.  Wolverine claims to not care about the information.  He's just there to find out who thinks he does care.

Punisher's offered information claiming to be able to lead him to someone involved with the killing of his family.  Punisher knows the offer is bogus.  He already knew who was behind the murders and had already put them all in the ground.  But what he WAS concerned with is that someone knew how to find him to deliver the message in the first place.  He wanted to know who and how.

They both wonder what Dan Ketch has to do with it.



Later that night, Blackheart finally makes his move.  He appears before the three heroes and makes them an offer. . .join him in taking down Mephisto.  They're already on the edge, skirting the grey area between light and dark.  He can help them tap into the darkness and become unstoppable!

All three heroes immediately reject Blackheart's offer.  He is NOT happy.


Our three heroes hear the panicked cries of little Lucy and rush to investigate.  Her mother is in some sort of trance and the little girl begs Frank, Logan, and Dan to help her.  It seems the entire town except for Lucy and the three heroes has fallen into the same trance and are walking in a zombie-like way  toward the center of town.

Lucy vanishes and Wolverine and Punisher run toward her cries for help.  Dan decides it's time for Ghost Rider to appear, but discovers that his bike has been stolen.  Unable to transform into Ghost Rider, Dan joins the crowd in the town center, where he sees Blackheart has both his bike and Lucy. 

 Blackheart taunts Dan and once again demands the heroes join him.  


The crowd of entranced townfolk are blocking the way to Blackheart.  Wolverine, Punisher, and Dan try to push their way through while Blackheart taunts the three of them, telling them to cut, shoot, and kill their way to him through the innocents.   

When they refuse to harm the townfolk to get to Blackheart, he threatens to kill Lucy, which brings out the rage in Punisher and Wolverine.  Punisher attacks, but his bullets do nothing to Blackheart, who gets on Ghost Rider's bike and heads out of town toward Thorn Hill, mocking the heroes and daring them to follow.


Wolverine and Punisher jump into Punisher's Battle Van nearby and pursue Blackheart while Dan desperately tries to find a way to transform into Ghost Rider. 

 He spots a motorcycle shop and steals a bike. Finally, he's able to bring forth the Ghost Rider!  The demonic spirit within Dan swears vengeance on Blackheart and rides toward Thorn Hill to join the others.


Punisher and Wolverine arrive at Thorn Hill first.  After confirming with each other that they're doing this for the girl and not for anything Blackheart may offer, they head in, but are stopped by a wall of razor-sharp thorns surrounding the hill.  They are unable to cut their way through, but then, to their surprise, Ghost Rider appears and burns a path through for them.


Their path to the top of Thorn Hill now cleared, our heroes confront Blackheart there.  The evil creature once again tries tempting the heroes.  He promises to restore Punisher's family to him.  He promises Wolverine to reveal the secrets of his past.  He promises to restore Zarathos (The name of the Ghost Rider spirit) to his former power and demonic glory through the Spirit Stone in Mephisto's possession.

Once again, all three heroes decline Blackheart's offer, and together they attack!



Blackheart opens a dark portal and tormented souls pull Lucy into it, with Blackheart following her.  Ghost Rider holds the portal so that the three heroes can pursue Blackheart into his hellish realm and try to rescue the innocent girl.

In Blackheart's evil domain, the heroes resume their attack on the vile creature.  The three of them together finally manage to take Blackheart down!  


Ghost Rider tells Wolverine and Punisher to return through the rapidly-closing portal with Lucy.  He will stay behind to make sure Blackheart doesn't follow.  

Even though it means leaving Ghost Rider behind with no escape from Blackheart's realm, the other two heroes do what he says and make their escape with Lucy before it's too late for them as well.


Once Lucy, Wolverine, and Punisher are gone and the portal closes behind them, Mephisto himself appears!  He mocks Blackheart's failure to tempt the heroes and tells his son that his punishment has only just begun.  As for Ghost Rider, Mephisto shows admiration and curiosity toward the demonic hero.  

He tells Ghost Rider that their day to meet will come again, but for his part in helping teach Blackheart a needed lesson in humility, he will allow Ghost Rider to return.


Back on Earth, Lucy is reunited with her mother, the townfolk are back to normal, and the three heroes reflect on what happened.  Ghost Rider says that even if they ARE on the edge, or even occasionally cross over it, no matter what happens, as long as the innocent are protected their cause is just.

The End.

THE REVIEW:

And there we go.  Hearts of Darkness.  Let's break it on down!

Overall, this was a pretty good story.  Not a masterpiece by any means, but just a good read.  As far as One Shots go, it does a good job of telling a satisfying story in one complete issue.  

The reader needs to know who the characters are and what they're about coming into the story.  Otherwise the whole narrative about the heroes being on the edge of darkness won't make sense, but (as I said in the introduction) Wolverine, Punisher, and Ghost Rider were pretty much three of the four hottest individual characters Marvel had going at the time.  If a comic reader didn't know what was going on with these guys already, they probably wouldn't be buying this book in the first place.

So this one shot DOES lean on the reader knowing the characters enough to make sense of the story, but that doesn't really hold it back from being a good read. . .unlike other one shots I've read where you need to have detailed knowledge of ongoing continuity.  For this one, some general Wolverine, Punisher, and Ghost Rider knowledge is all that's needed.

The story itself is quick and simple:  Three heroes on the edge are summoned together by an evil being who makes them an offer to join him.  All three refuse and fighting commences.  At the end of it all, the heroes prevail and understand that being on the edge doesn't make them the bad guys everyone thinks they are. 

That's it.  That's the story. Temptation. . .Refusal. . .Redemption.  Howard Mackie does a great job in boiling a fairly heavy concept down to a nice tasty broth.

To be fair, this isn't a PERFECT story.  I'm not sure a perfect comic story exists.  The story basically exists as a flimsy framework to hang an unlikely triple team up on.  It sort of HAS to be simple to accommodate its ONE job. . .having Punisher, Wolverine, and Ghost Rider in the same story.  

The team up itself is questionable.  The narrative is actually more of a Ghost Rider story because Ghost Rider is really the only character of the three heroes that fits well into the framework.  Wolverine and Punisher aren't exactly known for fighting supernatural enemies.

Wolverine. . .maybe.  I'm not sure if it's been established that his claws can affect supernatural beings or not, but I guess in comic book world, adamantium can do whatever needs to be done for the story, so I'll give you Wolverine.

But Punisher?  He's just shooting guns.  If a creature like Blackheart can be injured by plain old bullets (fired with 90s manly RAGE of course) then was he really that much of a threat in the first place?  Punisher in this story is cool,  but it doesn't make a bit of sense.

Doctor Strange and maybe Moon Knight would have fit the story better.  But then again, Doctor Strange and Moon Knight weren't Wolverine and Punisher.  They were both a little more low key in the early 90s.  A team up of Ghost Rider, Doctor Strange, and Moon Knight would have been cool, but not NEARLY as "hot" as Ghost Rider, Punisher, and Wolverine.

So the story is pretty good, but not perfect.  Let's talk about the art.

John Romita Jr.  He's one of those artists with a unique and immediately recognizable style.  He's ALSO one of those artists that many comic fans either love or hate, and there's usually not much in between.  

To ME, my love/hate relationship with JRJ's art depends entirely on the project.  There are some JRJ comics that I really like. There are also some that I absolutely do NOT like.  Like I said, not really much in between.  To be fair, the only piece of original comic art I own is a Romita Jr. Daredevil splash page, so there's THAT.

So where does this story fall on the love/hate spectrum?  I'd say on the good side.  Romita Jr. can put out some absolutely horrendous art, but this isn't one of those times.  There are some VERY nice full page and double page spreads in here, and overall this is a pretty good-looking comic.

Probably not his BEST work, but this is a good example of Romita Jr. at his 90s peak.   I have a lot more tolerance for JRJ's style during this era of his career than some of his later work (Kick-Ass, All Star Batman, Avengers, etc. . .), but that's just MY humble opinion.


CONCLUSION

A decent, self-contained story backed up by some good 90s art.  What more could you ask for in a one shot?  Not much.  It's not perfect.  The whole setup is somewhat questionable, and if you don't know what these characters are about coming into it, then you're going to have trouble caring what happens.

Those couple of small things aside, I enjoyed this comic.  It's like a time capsule of the 90s.  For those of us who were there, it's a nice little trip back.  For those readers who weren't, this is a decent example of what was good about 90s comics.  Over the top and with a lot of style, even if the stories were sometimes a bit of a flimsy framework to hang that style on.

This one shot is easily found in the bargain bin.  I see it often.  It seems like they printed a LOT of these because of how often I see them.  If you haven't read this yet, then I would definitely suggest you pick one up and check it out. . .especially if you're one of those readers who weren't around in the 90s and want to go beyond the memes about how bad it was to actually see something good from that era.  

Up Next. . .

How about the second place winnah of my little Reddit contest?

He's Nacho average superhero! He's COMBO MAN!

Be there or be square.




Sunday, November 23, 2025

Longbox Junk - Illuminator

Welcome to Longbox Junk, the blog stuffed absolutely FULL of comic reviews nobody asked me to write.  Let's start this one off with a bit of a trigger warning. . .

FAIR WARNING!

IF YOU ARE A CHRISTIAN THAT CANNOT TOLERATE ANY CRITICISM OF MATERIAL SPECIFICALLY WRITTEN TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE OF CHRISTIAN FAITH. . .DO NOT READ THIS REVIEW!

OR. . .

IF YOU ARE A NON-CHRISTIAN WHO SIMPLY CANNOT STAND THE DISCUSSION OF A CHRISTIAN MESSAGE IN ANY SORT OF MAINSTREAM CONTEXT. . .DO NOT READ THIS REVIEW!

Okay then.  There's your trigger warning, folks.
Everybody in that's staying in?  Let's do it!

The 90's.

That simple phrase can send a shudder down the spine of comic book lovers and collectors.

It was the best of times, and it was the worst of times.  On the one hand, it was a time of MASSIVE expansion in the comic book world, a true time of celebration for comic nerds everywhere as comic fandom hit the mainstream. On the other hand, the glut of comics fighting for the reader's dollar, combined with the rise of the comic speculator market, almost caused the catastrophic collapse of the entire industry.

Marvel Comics (as Marvel Entertainment Group) was one of the most notable casualties of the 90's comic industry implosion. . .being forced to file for bankruptcy in 1996.  But Marvel didn't go quietly.  

They tried to stop the inevitable in many ways during the years leading up to the end of Marvel Entertainment Group. . .they bet big on the trading card business (which collapsed after a baseball strike in 1994 and has never recovered), they tried running their own comic distribution network (which failed in a spectacular way), they leased out the movie rights to some of their most popular characters, and they teamed up with a variety of. . .interesting. . .partners on various publishing projects, all of which ultimately failed (probably the best known being with competitor Image Comics for the infamously awful "Heroes Reborn" initiative).

There were quite a few other reasons behind the fall of Marvel Entertainment Group, but the simple sketch above to set the scene should be sufficient for the purposes of this review.  Simply put, Marvel could see Bankruptcy looming and were pretty desperately trying to avoid it.  That's where this short comic series at hand comes in. . . as part of Marvel's getting in bed with some strange partners in the 90's.

Thomas Nelson is a Christian Publishing company that has been in existence since 1798(!).  They are the world's largest publishers of bibles, and in the 90's they decided they wanted to spread the good word through the picha books they heard all the kids were collecting.  They approached Marvel, and even though it was sort out of left field, Marvel was like "Well. . .we could sure use the money, so why not?"  

And so "Illuminator" was born!

So. . .what Nelson wanted was a religious superhero, but with the Mighty Marvel flair.  They wanted to sell religious comics on the rack with all the other comics right there in the comic shops, not just in religious book stores.  They wanted to touch the hellbound souls of kids who would otherwise waste valuable bible study time reading crap like Spider-Man.  Marvel was okay with that idea.

They ALSO wanted the comics to be double-sized AND feature no advertising.  You can't see the price of these comics on the covers below. . .Marvel decided maybe it was better to put it on the back, and that was probably a good choice because each of these issues (except the last one) cost $4.99.

In 1993.  

The base-line cost for a comic book in 1993 was $1.95.  Even other double-sized comics at the time (such as Batman: Seduction of The Gun, which had exactly the same double-size/no-ad physical format) cost about $2.50.  Marvel didn't like this part very much.  At the price point Nelson wanted, Illuminator would be almost impossible to sell.

You can probably see why this series only lasted 3 issues.  It miraculously transformed from the flowing wine of a planned ongoing series to the trickling water of a 3 issue mini faster than you can say "Great wedding, Jesus!" and except for a few graphic novel projects with Nelson specifically for religious book stores,  that was that for Marvel/ Nelson's extremely short experiment with religious comics in the 90's.

So. . .there's the background sketch, which I honestly find more interesting than the comics themselves.  But we still have the comics at hand.  They have an interesting story behind them, but are they any good?

Let's find out.

ILLUMINATOR
Marvel/Nelson (1993)

ISSUE ONE
GENESIS
Yep. . .it's foil enhanced.  Welcome back to the 90's!

COVER: Craig Brasfield
THE COVER:

I like this cover a lot!  You can't really tell, because either my scanner is crap or I'm crap at using my scanner, but this is a beautiful example of a shiny 90s gimmick foil cover.  I don't know why I have such problems trying to scan foil covers (See my series of reviews on all the first issues of Marvel's 2099 comics for some REAL pain).  But besides the shiny goodness I just CANNOT resist when I spot it in the bargain bin, it's also a pretty cool front and center portrait.  Nicely done.  Let's get inside!

THE STORY:

GENESIS

SCRIPT: Glenn Herdling
PENCILS: Craig Brasfield
INKS: Frank Turner

One night during summer camp, bullied teenager Andy Prentiss is given amazing light-based powers by a mysterious light in the forest.  Back home, he's unsure of what to do with his new abilities until, at a party he's not supposed to be at, he witnesses a school drug dealer transformed into a sort of vampiric demon filling victims with despair before draining their life force and turning them into his slaves.




When the demon follows Andy home and threatens his family, Andy uses his powers to fight, but finds himself outmatched and badly beaten.  Narrowly escaping "Nightfire" (as the demon calls itself) by taking sanctuary in a church, Andy meets the pastor (Gus, in the role of adult mentor to fledgling superhero) and comes to realize that his powers were given to him by God, and that only by having enough faith in Jesus will he have the strength to defeat Nightfire.  




And so, armed with the power of God and faith in Jesus, Andy becomes the hero called "Illuminator" , who then destroys the demonic Nightfire and frees his slaves during an epic battle at a shopping mall.




Long story short: Jesus vs. Drugs. . .Jesus wins!

The End.

THE REVIEW:

Hmmmmm. . .okay. It's not nearly as bad as I thought it would be.  I can see that this was actually an honest effort by Marvel to bring a religious superhero set in their main universe to the comic shops and meant to be read by regular comic fans .  Unfortunately, it's a bit disjointed in the way you can sort of see where the Marvel stops and the Nelson starts.  

Most of the first half of the book is a fairly standard "average teen gains superpowers from a mysterious source." origin story in the Mighty Marvel mold. . .Then in the middle, you get a religious exposition dump about how faith in Christ can help anyone find the hero inside. . .Then it switches back to the hero now having found his purpose and defeating his enemy in an epic Marvel punch-fest garnished with plenty of light-based powers. . .and at the end of it all, we get more exposition about how Andy's journey into the faith of Christ has just begun.

The religious aspects of this comic are pretty strong and fairly pushy when they're present.  But they quickly fade into the background when not being specifically addressed.  It makes for a somewhat strange reading experience because this seems almost like two separate comic books that have been stitched together.

That said, this really isn't a bad comic at all.  Unfortunately, it's not really that good, either.  It sort of hits the middle of the road and cruises along at "average".  Except for the religious aspects, the origin story isn't anything that hasn't been seen before.  Andy's light-based power set (and to be honest, most of the look of the character) is pretty derivative of DC's Ray (which came out the year before).  His initial enemy is forgettable drug addiction allegory cannon fodder for the writer and artist to show off Illuminator's powers on.

The art is fairly decent 90's mainstream superhero comic art.  Like the story, it rides right down the middle of the road.  It's not bad. . .there's a few surprisingly nice panels here and there, but it's generally pretty average.  It tells the story, but doesn't try very hard to go beyond that. 

There's some kind of confusing coloring issues as well. There are panels that aren't colored at all (or are only partly colored) scattered randomly through the issue, which makes me wonder if they're supposed to be like that or not.  Here's an example:



Overall, I was surprised to see that this was an honest effort by Marvel and not just a cash in.  The story and art are somewhat average, but neither one is bad.  The religious aspects are pretty intrusive when being specifically addressed, but that's only a couple of places in the issue.  It's not the strongest first issue I've ever seen, and the idea doesn't quite work, but I can see that there was some actual effort put into trying to do something different, so credit where credit's due for Marvel.

NEXT!

ISSUE TWO
SIN-THESIS/ THE GIFT

COVER: Craig Brasfield


THE COVER:

I REALLY liked the cover on the first issue.  This one. . .not so much.  It's just sort of a mess and all over the place.  It's not the kind of cover that makes me want to buy a comic book. Especially a five dollar comic book.  Enough about that, let's get inside!

THE STORY:

The second issue of Illuminator is split into 2 stories. . .

SIN-THESIS

SCRIPT: Glenn Herdling
PENCILS: Craig Brasfield 
INKS: Frank Turner

When pets and homeless people begin to come up missing, Andy Prentiss (AKA Illuminator) decides to investigate.  Clues quickly lead to a local college and a professor of bio-engineering.  Shortly after Illuminator arrives, he is forced to fight a huge tiger-like creature that his powers reveal to be some sort of human/tiger hybrid.  




Since his sister attends the college, Andy talks her into letting him into Professor Baldwin's lab, but as they snoop, the Professor catches them.  Andy manages to convince him that he's interested in Baldwin's research and learns that Baldwin is obsessed with the "Religion of Science" and that he's trying to create the perfect man through vivisection and gene splicing.

Shortly afterward, a gigantic alligator-like creature attacks the college football stadium.  Illuminator defeats the creature, but realizes that Baldwin must be stopped from creating any more dangerous hybrids.  




When Illuminator confronts the scientist, he is forced to battle the tiger and alligator hybrids, as well as a two-headed wolf hybrid.  Even with his powers, he finds himself outmatched and forced to think his way out of the battle. 

He manages to appeal to the creatures' human side and convinces them that, despite their new strength and abilities, they are abominations created by a madman trying to change God's plan.  Devastated by the revelation of their Godless nature, the hybrids decide to destroy themselves, along with Professor Baldwin, by collapsing a building on themselves.






Afterwards, Andy has a long discussion with his mentor (Gus) about God's plan of creation, the separation of man and God, and the power of prayer to bridge that separation through faith in Christ.

Long story short: Jesus vs. Science. . .Jesus wins!

The End

THE REVIEW:

The divide between Marvel and Nelson is even more obvious in this story than in the first issue.  Where the story in the first issue jumped back and forth, almost all of the religious aspects of this story are saved for the end, where they are extremely. . .how shall I say. . .missionary?  

While most of this story is taken up by some halfway decent good old Mighty Marvel "Superhero vs. Man-Monster" battle action, the final few pages are more like what one would expect in those little illustrated tracts about why you're gonna go to Hell if you don't get right with Jesus left at Waffle House by a hardcore Evangelical as the worst tip ever.  It's a pretty awkward shift in tone.

The story itself is pretty average, and isn't anything that hasn't been seen before (I think a similar story is how Captain America got turned into CapWolf), but it's not bad.  The art remains pretty good, but not much more than that.  There's still some odd coloring issues, where random panels are either partly colored or not colored at all.  Here's another example: 


After a one page interlude where one of the teenage girls that the drug-demon "Nightfire" made his slave (and was freed from his control by Illuminator in issue #1) searches for answers for her empty life and finds herself at a "New Age Crystal Healing" shop (To be continued, and probably won't end well), we move on to the second full story in this issue. . .

THE GIFT

SCRIPTS: Glenn Herdling
PENCILS: Stephen B. Jones
INKS: Frank Turner

We start off with a flashback to Vietnam, where Any Prentiss' father is badly wounded and saved from death by a fellow soldier named Dale Johnson, who gives him a crucifix in the hospital while he recovers.




Flash forward to the present day near Christmas.  Andy is trying to figure out what to get his father for Christmas and learns the story of his dad's old beat up cross he always wears.  Andy decides that a great present would be to set up a reunion between his father and the man who saved his life.

Andy travels to a nearby town that was Johnson's last known address and, through some newspaper research at the local library (Remember when we didn't have the internet and had to do things the hard way? No? YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!), he discovers that the man who saved his father was arrested in the past for dealing drugs!

After a trip to the local Sheriff's office and some somewhat questionable use of his powers to pose as a ghost in order to frighten information out of a deputy (!?), Andy learns Johnson's address at a farm outside of town.  He heads out and discovers Johnson and a group of thugs engaged in a drug deal for tons of that soul-destroying Devil Weed. . .The Reefer. . .MARIJUANA!




Andy uses his powers as Illuminator to attack them and bring the Godless dope peddler Johnson to justice, but once he brings everyone down, he quickly discovers that he ACTUALLY disrupted a DEA drug sting and that Johnson is an undercover Federal Agent.    Oops. 




Fortunately, the Feds were just getting ready to move in when Illuminator attacked, so no harm, no foul. . .except for the part where Andy revealed his identity to Johnson while he was fighting him (I think this was supposed to be setup for Andy to have a government contact in later stories that never happened).

Once everything settles down, Andy brings Johnson to his house for a tearful Christmas Eve reunion and a lesson in how the best gifts aren't bought from the store. 




Long Story Short: Keepin' Christ in Christmas!

The End.

THE REVIEW:

Okay. . .not a bad little story at all.  I liked it better than the main story.  The religious message here isn't nearly as pushy and intrusive as it was at the end of the opening story, and the part where Illuminator uses his powers to pose as the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come to scare information out of an unsuspecting Deputy was pretty funny, mostly because I'm fairly sure that's not exactly how God intended those powers to be used. . .

And that's it for issue #2 except for a couple of page count padding pinups, which are actually pretty nicely done except for the way they make the awkward teenage hero look like a hardened superhero warrior. . .


Overall, I found the second issue to be more of a mixed bag than the first. 

 I still give credit to Marvel for actually attempting to make this idea work for regular comic fans by including plenty of monster-ific action and making no indication on the cover that this is a religious-based superhero, but I can definitely see where their partner (Nelson) had their hand in things with a full-on Christian Missionary assault at the end of the first story that was a pretty jarring change in tone and just sort of cringeworthy in presentation.  

The rest of the issue was okay.  Not bad, but definitely not worth 5 bucks.

And finally. . .

ISSUE THREE
THE CHANNEL MASTER/ EPILOGUE/ CLUELESS

COVER: Craig Brasfield

THE COVER:

Welp, I guess one out of three ain't bad.  The first issue had the only good (in MY humble opinion) cover of this short series.  This one is better than the second issue, but not by much.  It's just really average in every way and not something that makes me want to spend good money on a comic book.

Let's check out the stories.

THE STORY:

The final issue of Illuminator is split into 3 stories. . .

THE CHANNEL MASTER

SCRIPT: Glenn Herdling
PENCILS: Fred Haynes
INKS: Fred Turner

Coming off of the "interlude" between the two stories in the previous issue, we follow teen girl Traci Austin, formerly a drug-addicted slave of the demon Nightfire (from issue #1) as she falls under the influence of "New Age Crystal Healer" Ed Kelly. . .AKA "The Channel Master", who promises to heal her broken soul through the power of crystals.

Enter our hero, Andy Prentiss. . .AKA "Illuminator" as he searches for the missing girl through the many New Age stores of Nashville, Tennessee. . .apparently a hotbed of foul occult practices in the 90's. . .BUT I DIGRESS!  




He follows her trail to the Channel Master's shop, but is himself tempted by a vision shown to him in a crystal, and only through the power of prayer is he able to resist the sweet siren call of the ungodly crystal!  Thus fortified, Andy reveals himself as Illuminator and dupes Channel Master into believing he's a spirit of crystal.  

Channel Master prays for demonic help and it arrives in the form of "Gunther", a kind of hybrid demon/crystal being that senses the Godly nature of Illuminator's powers and attacks.  Illuminator defeats Gunther by using his own flying crystal shards (infused by Illuminator with the power of God's light) against him, and then turns his attention to Channel Master.  




Unfortunately, Channel Master is fortified with a mighty Dark Power and fairly easily defeats the unprepared hero, who wakes up surrounded by an unholy cult of Crystal worshippers who unknowingly are in thrall to the TRUE power behind New Age teachings, that's right. . .SATAN!

Traci, now known as "Chakra" shows Illuminator visions of beautiful worlds within the crystals, but Illuminator calls upon his faith in Christ to resist temptation and turns Chakra's powers against her, giving her a glimpse of heaven that reduces her to tears with its beauty. 

 Illuminator tells her that if she continues down her dark path, she will never see heaven again, and that's enough to break the Channel Master's spell on her.  Illuminator destroys Channel Master's crystal wand and makes his escape with Traci.





Later, Channel Master begs for his life before HIS master. . .Mr. Small (AKA Satan), but Small has no mercy and traps Channel Master inside a crystal, then decides that perhaps Illuminator is worth paying a bit of personal attention to in the future (more setup for later stories that never happened).

Long story short: Jesus vs. New Age Teachings. . .Jesus Wins!

The End.

THE REVIEW:

This was a pretty interesting story to me.  Not that it's great or particularly well-written, because it's about as average as the rest of the stories in this strange little series of comics, but that's sort of a given at this point in the Illuminator game.  It's interesting because of the enemy. . .New Age Teachings and Crystal Healing to be specific. I never realized that Evangelical Christianity (which seems to be the religious bent being promoted here) found the New Age Movement to be such a dangerous and evil thing.  

I've always thought that New Age stuff was a pretty harmless way for college guys to get girls high and in bed, and a way for people who love looking in the mirror at their reflection can worship themselves. . .neither of which is a great thing, but SATAN?

One wonders what sort of enemies Illuminator would have gone up against if this series had continued. . .Evolution? Wiccans? Atheists? Mormons?  It seems like Marvel was doing their best to accommodate Nelson's direction, but I wonder how many more "theme" enemies there were on the list.

Strange enemy choice aside, like I said above, the story itself is about as average as can be.  The religious aspects of it aren't nearly as intrusive as they were in the main story of the second issue, and sort of fade into the background when not being specifically addressed. . .which I think is probably the best route this series could have gone.  There's some decent fight scenes to be had, but nothing to write home about.

The art also remains fairly average, with an artist change that makes our bullied teenage superhero look burly and musclebound.  It's better than the original artist in a few ways (action scenes and creature design) , but worse in others (faces), so it sort of evens out.



EPILOGUE

SCRIPT: Renee Witterstaetter
PENCILS: Ed Murr 
INKS: Mike DeCarlo

Two days after his encounter with the evil Crystal Healing cult of The Channel Master, Andy is having a discussion with his mentor (Gus) about the nature of Christian love for the sinner and nonbeliever that is interrupted by Traci Austin. . .the teenage girl he rescued from the evils of drug addiction AND New Age Crystal healing. 




  It seems she's ready to discuss being a friend of Jesus before some ungodly Evolutionists get their hooks in her (Just kidding. . .maybe.  This WAS the last issue after all, who knows what the next enemy to attack her would be if this went on longer).

THE REVIEW:

This short little piece is a bit confusing.  I'm thinking it was to set up a love interest/ongoing damsel in distress for Andy.  I'm not really sure why it wasn't a part of the main story.  Maybe because there's another artist on it.

Moving along.  Let's finish this thing up!

CLUELESS

SCRIPT: Charles Moore
PENCILS: Randy Green
INKS: Mike DeCarlo

This short, final Illuminator story focuses on Andy Prentiss' mother thinking about the many changes her son has gone through and his strange behavior since returning from summer camp, with her thoughts reflected against scenes of her son as a hero out of her sight.




THE REVIEW:

And so we come to the end of the short superhero career of the Illuminator.  

This Coda to finish off the final issue of what was supposed to be an ongoing series, but turned into a mini-series feels tacked on, to say the least.  It's actually pretty pointless and the issue should probably have ended with the Epilogue above. . .but I guess there was some page count that needed padding out, so we got a well-worn "It's almost like he's got something to hide." parental point of view story.  

The art on this one is pretty much the worst in this short series.  It feels very rushed and looks like something from a lower-tier comic company like Valiant instead of something coming from one of "The Big Two".  It's so rushed and tacked on that they didn't even bother to color the last page at all!


Overall, this issue just feels. . .sort of sad.  The main story is decent, but the rest of it feels rushed and tacked on to finish up what WAS expected to continue on.  

There are story elements (Satan deciding to take interest in Iluminator in the main story, Traci Austin taking an interest in Christianity, and by extension, Andy in the Epilogue) that were obviously meant to be explored in later stories that never happened.  Also, unlike the other two WAY overpriced issues, this one came with a $2.95 price tag. . .still too much, but an obvious course correction that was too little, too late.

An extremely weak ending to a series that had some potential.

CONCLUSION

Illuminator is a series that I find interesting more for its potential than the actual finished product.

 What came out of the short Marvel/Nelson partnership to create a religious superhero able to be sold in regular comic shops is a pretty unremarkable comic series with average writing and art that ended quickly and in an extremely weak way.  

BUT. . .

It COULD have been more than what we got.  

There was a solid idea behind this comic that failed in execution.  What I find most interesting about Illuminator is that Marvel was actually putting some effort into the project.   I don't think it was ever going to be a series that would become a big hit, but I think that handled a bit differently, Illuminator MIGHT have been a character that would still be turning up here and there in the Marvel Universe on different teams to this day as a decent supporting character.

The problem here, as far as I can see, was with Nelson.  They wanted double-size comics with no ads at a price point of $4.99 in 1993.  Even the BEST effort by Marvel wouldn't have been able to save this series at that price.  There was too much distance between the concept of a religious superhero that could have a place on the rack next to Spider-Man and a price point that was more than TWICE that of Spider-Man. 

I have the feeling that if Nelson would have just let Marvel do their thang and priced these comics at $1.95 for 22 pages of fun like every other floppy out there, Illuminator would definitely have lasted more than a measly 3 issues.

But that's not what happened.  And so Illuminator disappeared into obscurity.  

I find it a damn shame and nothing but wasted potential, because truthfully these comics aren't terrible.  They aren't great by any measure, but they certainly aren't the worst comics I've ever read.  They're pretty average, but they ARE kid friendly and they have a good message if you happen to fall on the more Evangelical side of the Christian dial.   

If you spot Illuminator in the bargain box, give it a look, if only to think a moment about the wasted potential for something truly different in mainstream superhero comics.

Thanks for reading, and remember. . .comics are worth more than money!