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Monday, February 25, 2019

Longbox Junk - Batman/Aliens II

I wasn't really too impressed with the first Batman/ Aliens crossover.

It had its moments, but overall it was average at best, with cardboard cutout disposable 80's action movie cliche characters and art that was half and half. . .good on monsters and backgrounds, bad on human characters.  

A damn shame, given my love of both properties.  I think the main reason it didn't really come together right out of the gate is that Batman doesn't work very well outside of his own dark urban environments.  It just wasn't a good fit.  

BUT. . .

There seems to have been enough people who liked the first one to merit Dark Horse and DC getting back together a few years later for a sequel. . .and this one is set in more familiar Batman territory of  Gotham City.

Is it any better?  Let's take a look and find out!


BATMAN/ALIENS II

DC/Dark Horse (2002)
SCRIPTS: Ian Edginton
PENCILS: Staz Johnson
COVERS: Staz Johnson

ISSUE ONE


When a sealed laboratory that has been hidden beneath Gotham for 70 years is opened, an alien horror is unleashed on the city. . .and only Batman realizes the danger everyone is in. 

The first issue of this series is already off to a better start than the original series by placing the action squarely in Batman's home turf, the gritty streets and alleys of Gotham City. I also really like that we get to see Batman as detective in this issue instead of an Arnold Schwarzenegger action hero stand-in as Bats was portrayed in the first series. 

Sure, there's plenty of action toward the end of the issue as Batman confronts a pair of Aliens in a forgotten subway tunnel, but the buildup to that battle has some REALLY good Batman and Jim Gordon character moments, as well as some very Lovecraftian storytelling in the introduction (a doomed Antarctic expedition in 1928) and a flashback toward the middle (where Batman reads the journal of the sole survivor of the expedition).

The art here really stands out as well. It's highly-detailed and crisp, and to tell the truth. . .I like it a lot better than Bernie Wrightson's art in the first series, especially when it comes to the ridiculously-detailed Aliens. Not saying BW's art was bad, and I'm not going to knock down a legend. . .but as I said in my review of the first Batman/Alien crossover, it was definitely not his best work. Staz Johnson really knocks it out of the park here.


Here's a nice example with a great scene between Batman and Jim Gordon. . .


Overall, I liked this first issue a LOT more than I did the original series. Batman is in his proper element, there's some great writing, and the art is fantastic. It's a winner!

ISSUE TWO


After surgically removing 3 Alien embryos from their victims, Batman is prevented from destroying the creatures by a mysterious government agent.  The embryos and the original Alien escape into the city after a massive battle, But Batman enlists the aid of Oracle to track them to Arkham Asylum.

During the battle to destroy the now-grown Aliens, Batman is taken prisoner by the Government Agent, who isn't exactly who she seems to be. . .

There's a lot more action in this issue as Batman goes from fighting two adult Aliens to 4 of them. He's forced to strap on some Bat Armor and use Mr. Freeze's Cold Gun just to hold his own, and even then he only survives because of an unexpected team-up with Two-Face. 

I liked the cameo of Oracle (one of my favorite characters of the time) and Jim Gordon was an utter badass in a way that we haven't seen him in a while. There was also a very nice nightmare scene. . .but other than those few moments, story fell by the wayside as the action ramps up.

That's not to say the issue was bad by any means. It was actually really good. The storytelling and character moments faded to the background in a natural way so I didn't mind the switch from detective mode to action mode at all.

The art also remains extremely strong, with a fantastic double page spread of the Aliens attacking Arkham that has so much detail in the creatures that it's almost overwhelming!


Check it out below. . .but you REALLY need to see it on the actual page!



BUT. . .

We also get the obligatory Alien Franchise cliche "We can't kill the Aliens. . .we have to study them." character, and it's never really made clear as to WHY the Aliens decided to attack Arkham, except (as I suspect) to throw in some cool villain cameos. 

Overall, this is a good, strong issue. There's a few questionable story moments, but not enough to bring it down more than half a notch.


And Finally. . .

ISSUE THREE


Batman is forced to fight his way through a testing ground for human/Alien hybrid soldiers infused with the DNA of Arkham Asylum's worst villains!

What
The
&%@#?!

After two REALLY good issues, the finale not only goes off the rails but flies over the cliff AND rolls down to the bottom of the hill in a flaming, twisted mess of unrecognizable wreckage.

It's bad. It's real bad. How the flapping f*#& did THIS happen?

So Batman is trapped on a supervillain base that's an abandoned oil rig with talking, gun-toting creatures that are human soldier volunteers enhanced with Alien DNA and that of Batman villains like the Joker. 


Yeah. . .there's a friggin' JOKER Alien with a giant cheesy grin.  And a Mr. Freeze Alien, and a Two-Face Alien, and a Scarecrow Alien, and a Poison Ivy Alien.  Talking Aliens.  With guns.

God. . .it's so bad.
SO bad. . .



The worst part of it is that the art is still REALLY good! Somehow, against ALL odds, Staz Johnson manages to bring this horrible idea to detailed life. . .his depiction of the giant Killer Croc Alien is awesome!



But the very IDEA that his art brings to life is so bad, so ridiculous, that it's almost unreadable. After the quality of the first two issues, I find it hard to believe that this isn't some kind of strange joke. . .

Overall, except for the art, this issue has no business actually existing. It is a terrible end to what WAS a pretty damn good story. And speaking of the end, it's so abrupt that it's almost insulting. 


My GOD, what happened here? 

CONCLUSION

This is a series that has a definite curve.  It starts high and ends up REALLY low. 

The first issue is really good in just about every way that it can be.  Batman in detective mode butting heads with Jim Gordon in Gotham City over how to handle deadly aliens stalking the subway tunnels.  

The second issue cranks up the action as the Aliens begin openly attacking and Batman pursues them, desperately trying to end the carnage before it gets out of control.

But then the third issue jumps the rails and goes over the cliff when it pits Batman against talking, gun-toting Alien/Human hybrid soldiers infused with the DNA of Batman's Rogues Gallery characters like the Joker and Poison Ivy aboard a secret oil platform supervillain lair.

The first two issues (especially the first) are EVERYTHING I want in a good Batman story.  The last issue is everything wrong with Batman.  I don't understand how this story can be so GOOD and so goddamn BAD at the same time!

Overall, I find myself in a strange place when it comes to suggesting this story or not.  All I can really say is that the first issue is gold, the second silver, and the third crap.  This story having such a bad ending has to be one of the most disappointing feelings I've had about a comic book in quite a while.

Up Next. . .

Nobody liked him. Everybody hated him.  He wasn't ANYBODY'S Main Man. 
But was it really THAT bad?  Let's find out! 

New 52 Lobo. . .the whole damn series (13 issues and 1 annual). 

Be there or be square!

Monday, February 18, 2019

Longbox Junk - Batman/Aliens

I've said it before, I'll say it again. . .I LOVE the Aliens franchise.  One of my favorite movies is the much-hated Alien 3.  You KNOW anyone who publicly confesses a love for Alien 3 without a single bit of shame or justification is a TRUE Alien fan.  

Dark Horse has been the holder of the Alien comic rights for. . .well. . .ever.  They can be a bit hit or miss.  Some Alien stories are among the favorite comics in my collection.  Others are. . .well, let's be kind and just say they're truly Longbox Junk.


AND. . .

When it comes to DC comics, Batman is pretty much my favorite character of them all.  I have 36 longboxes in my comic collection.  5 of them are nothing but Batman comics.  I have more Batman comics in my collection than a lot of people have in their TOTAL collection.  What I'm saying is that I like Batman.  A lot.

SO. . .

A Batman and Aliens crossover would seem to be a win/win for me. . .right? 

Let's find out!

BATMAN/ALIENS

DC/DARK HORSE (1997)
SCRIPTS: Ron Marz
PENCILS: Bernie Wrightson
COVERS: Bernie Wrightson

ISSUE ONE


Batman encounters a government special ops squad while deep in the Jungle on a mission to find a missing Waynetech scientist.  After they reluctantly join forces, they discover a crashed alien ship and are attacked by deadly creatures. 

Basically what we have here is a fairly large pile of 80's action movie cheese by way of 90's comics. That's not entirely a bad thing if you come into it knowing what to expect. . .the 90's comic version of a borderline bad 80's action movie guest-starring Batman for no good reason.

The special ops group are totally 80's cliche characters, each defined by a single character trait:


There's the burly bully who gets in everybody's face. . . the tough woman out to prove herself in a man's world. . . the jumpy guy who didn't sign up for this $hit. . . the religious guy who knows they're all gonna die. . .and Batman in grumpy "I work alone, stay out of my way" mode.

I'm not a big fan of stories where Batman is out of his dark urban element. . . and it seems the writer is aware that Bats is the odd man out because he references it several times. . .this story is no exception. Batman feels like he doesn't belong at all and doesn't really serve a purpose on the cliche squad except to be the Batman part of a Batman/Alien crossover.  

The story is extremely thin and the dialogue is typical gung-ho action movie. Some of Batman's inner monologue is pretty good, especially on the first page.

So. . .let's talk about the art. 


Bernie Wrightson is a true comics legend, especially in the field of horror. I was really excited to see his name as part of the creative team. Unfortunately, this is NOT some of his best work. That's not to say it's bad by any means. . .there are scattered panels that really shine, the backgrounds are very nicely done, and once the aliens appear, he does a fantastic job on them. 

It's just too bad that the same level of care shown to the backgrounds and horrific elements isn't there when it comes to the human characters, including Batman. . .who is drawn in a strange elongated style with a thin neck and extremely long "ears" on his cowl.






Overall, this book is half and half with me. The art is awesome in some places and just pretty bad in others. The story is thin. . .basically being a Predator movie with Aliens instead of Predators and Batman instead of Schwarzenegger.  Unfortunately, Batman just doesn't really fit and his reason for being out of Gotham and in the jungle seems like a really weak excuse.


ISSUE TWO


After the aliens decimate the special ops team, Batman and the two remaining survivors make their way through the passages of an ancient temple complex, desperately trying to make their escape. 

Like the first issue of this crossover, this second issue is pure 80's cheese by way of 90's comics.

It's basically an extended chase/fight scene as Batman leads the two remaining members of the special ops cliche squad ("Tough woman out to prove herself in a man's world" and "Jumpy guy who didn't sign up for this $hit") through an ancient temple, trying to find a way to escape the aliens.

At the end of things, we FINALLY get the missing piece of just about every Alien comic Dark Horse ever put out. . ."Tough woman trying to prove herself in a man's world" predictably turns into the villainous cliche "These aliens would make a GREAT weapon and I'll get rich bringing one back" character.

And then there's the obligatory "New Alien" in the form of a crocodile hybrid that for some unknown reason is as big as a Mu' Fuggin' Tyrannosaurus Rex!


"HOLY GIGANTIC CROCODILE ALIEN, BATMAN!"

Since there were more monsters and fight scenes in this issue than the first, Wrightson's horror chops have a bit more time to shine. Unfortunately, the great alien moments come at the expense of the human characters, who actually look WORSE than they did in the first issue. . .especially "Tough Women trying to prove herself in a man's world/ These aliens would make a great weapon and I'll get rich bringing one back", who now looks more like "Indian Spirit Warrior who knows everyone is gonna die" from the first Predator movie.

It all ends well with Batman "I work alone, stay out of my way" indeed being the lone survivor and destroying all traces of the alien presence.

Overall, the story on this second part was even thinner than that of the first issue. The art both improved AND got worse. Honestly speaking, this wasn't a very good Batman story OR Alien story.  It wasn't ALL bad. . .there were some good moments with both the writing and the art, but all in all, this was pretty disappointing.


CONCLUSION

If I had to describe this crossover in on word, that word would be: Disappointing.

The story is paper-thin and the characters are little more than cardboard cutouts of 80's action movie tropes defined by one character trait each: Tough Woman Trying To Prove Herself In A Man's World. . . Jumpy Guy Who Didn't Sign Up For This $hit. . . Religious Guy Who Knows They're All Gonna Die. . . Bulky Bully Who Gets In Everybody's Face. . .and I Work Alone, Don't Get In My Way.  

The story isn't BAD for what's there. . .unfortunately, there's really not much there.

The art by Comic Legend Bernie Wrightson is frankly not his best work.  The aliens and backgrounds are up to his usual horrific standards and are definitely the strong point of this series.  Unfortunately, his human characters (including Batman) aren't very well done at all.

Overall, I'd have to say that unless you are a Super-Fan of Batman, Aliens, or Sorta-Odd Crossovers you can probably skip this story and not be the worse for it.  It's average at best.

Up Next. . .

Since this one was only two issues, how about some MORE Batman/Alien fun?
Skipping forward a few years to 2003 and Batman/Aliens II.  Is it better than the first one?

Let's find out. 

Be there or be square!